Thus Spoke Jimmy Doofus
by Mike Palecek
In Zarathustra County, as you’ve heard, live the notorious Doofus & Doorknob clans. So, Hans Handel, Deputy & Candidate for Sheriff, has a lot on his plate. And, as if that weren’t enough, he’s just received a call on the radio, something about “a crashed lunar lander and an alien sitting on a stump drinking Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill, singing ‘I am a lineman for the county.’ “This can’t be good.