Home Of The Brave
by Mike Palecek
“Good eveninG, ladies and Gentlemen.
“This is your radio host Red Buzzy along with Pee Wee Birdhouse, bringing you tonight’s ballgame,matching hometown The Brave of Geronimo High School against the visiting Spooks of nearby El Dorado.
“Last year was indeed The Brave’s year as they won the state championship behind the all-star performance of shooting guard Sniper Weasely. It should be another exciting year as GHS has all their starters back.
“We’ve also got a teacher missing, gotta find him and we’re looking forward to the big interview for the school paper with the Russian ghosts who have forever it seems been sneaking around the halls and causing mischief. Be nice to finally hear their side of the story as it were, I guess.
“The new editor of The White Rose, that’s the school paper, also would like to know if anyone has seen a Black Maria, the one that took Mr. Finch, the history teacher who’s missing, who said something he probably wasn’t s’posed to would be my uneducated guess.
“Anyways, the popcorn’s hot even if, oh, well.
“C’mon down, it’s almost time to get started.
“Throw on some camo and come join the fun.”